Things I Won't Miss About Being Fat

• Collar bones buried under fat
• Plus sized clothing
• Rubbing thighs
• Hefting myself out of my car
• No waist
• Squeezing into booths
• Having my boobs sit on almost all tables
• Tight plane seats
• Only being able to dream about running a 5K, 8 miler, 1/2 marathon.
• Double chins
• Sweating in nasty places
• Thinking that I'll be single forever
• Overhanging gut
• Sore knees even when inactive
• Swollen ankles
• Constantly sore feet
• Only sleeping comfortably on my stomach
• Being tired all the time
• Not being able to ride roller coasters
• Hating tank tops
• Hating shorts
• Not fitting in my own car seats
• Having to use extra large towels
• Not being able to cross my legs
• Being the biggest person in the room
• Hearing "You have such a pretty face."
• Not feeling sexy in anything
• Hating how I look naked
• Not being able to bend down and tie my own shoes
• Not being able to pain or clip my own toe nails
• Struggling to get out of soft seats
• Muffin top
• Not fitting in a normal bathtub
• Not being able to go on random hikes
• Hating pictures
• Chafing
• Self loathing
• Back rolls
• Neck rolls
• Rolling out of bed because sitting up is too rough
• Hiking my pants up over my belly
• My gut touching my legs when I sit
• Looks I get when I'm at a buffet
• Arms bigger than my neck
• Taking forever to shave my legs
• Fear of eating in public
• Parachute underwear
• Crazy hormones
• Being asked when I'm expecting